shutupaubrey:

“i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world.

donnacabonna:

Im 1000% sure next year im going to regret how i looked this year

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning